Towel Jokes That Aren't Too Dry
Don't hang these towel jokes out to dry! They still have plenty of laughs in them to be wrung out!
These towel jokes are ready to wring out the laughs! We've put together 20 of the funniest towel puns just for you! And if you liked these, how about some punny penguin jokes? Or maybe you'd prefer these groan-worthy dad jokes? And if you want more bathroom related humour, here are our top toilet jokes! And there's thousands more funnies on our main jokes hub!
What's a towel's favourite game?
Hide and soak!
Why was the towel sad?
It had a lot of hang ups!
What's red and fluffy?
An embarrassed towel!
What do you call Prince William's towel?
An heir dryer!
Who's the best at drying out towels?
The Lord of the Wrings!
Did you hear about the towel hanging competition?
It was level pegging!
What kind of towel do dogs prefer?
Rough!
Why don't gymnasts use towels?
They tumble dry!
Why did the pirate have a paper towel as a hat?
He had a Bounty on his head!
What's so great about paper towels?
I think they're tearable!
Why should you always rely on towels?
They've got everything covered!
You might not like my towel joke...
It's very dry!
What's the worst thing about hotel towels?
They're very hard to fit in your suitcase!
What's the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels!
What do you call it when you give up and finally do your laundry?
Throwing in the towel!
What do you call a sleeping paper towel?
A napkin!
I forgot to bring my towel to the gym today
But I'm not going to sweat it!
What do you call someone who finds paper towels for a living?
A bounty hunter!
What did the towel say to the man?
'I've got you covered!'
What do you call a dinosaur in a towel?
A dry-ceratops!
