Spam Jokes For Canned Laughter!
These spam jokes are hamlarious! Check out these 20 classic spam based puns!
Do NOT ignore these spam jokes! They are 100% legit funny AND delicious! We've hand picked 20 of the funniest jokes about spam -the email AND the food! And if that wasn't enough for you, how about these corny corn jokes? Or how about these hilarious hot dog jokes? And what about these croissant jokes, fresh out the oven? And if you're still hungry for more laughs, there's thousands more jokes on our main jokes hub!
What type of email has the most food in it?
Spam? No, Phishing emails!
I just got a load of sausage meat in the post...
Pretty sure it's spam!
What sort of hackers send spam emails?
Spamateurs!
I got hired as the CEO of a meat packaging company...
Now no one will open my emails 🙁
I hate eating spam...
The paper gets stuck in my teeth!
What do you call a pig with a telephone?
Spam calls!
I subscribed to a butchers newsletter...
But they kept sending me spam!
I got a spam call the other day..
It was phone-y
Some people love spam...
But I think it's just offal!
I'm not fond of spam jokes
They're too hammy!
Who sends spam as a gift?
The hambassador!
What did the sausage say to the spam?
'Can it!'
What's a pig's favourite musical?
Spamalot? No, Ham-ilton!
Which city eats the most spam?
Hamsterdam!
Which play has the most spam in it?
Hamlet!
Which chef puts spam in every dish?
Gordon Hamsey!
What's got a siren and is made of meat?
A spambulance!
Which movie has the most meat in it?
Silence of the Spams!
What do you call a can of spam in disguise?
In-cog-meat-o!
Have you heard about the new dating app for spam lovers?
It's called Meat Cute!
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