20 Totally Gnarly Narwhal Jokes!
These narwhal jokes are the funniest you'll find in the whole ocean - trust us, you're in for a whale of a time!
Narwhals are already hilarious - they're literally the unicorns of the sea! But with these jokes and puns, you can bring the humour to dry land! So get ready to dive in - you're gonna love it!
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What do you call a narwhal special forces group?
The Tusk Force!
What do you call a narwhal who can read a book and draw at the same time?
A multitusker!
What do narwhals listen to on long journeys?
Podcasts!
Who helps injured narwhals?
Sturgeons!
How do narwhals make a decision?
They flipper coin!
Why do narwhals swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
What do narwhals need to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea!
What is a narwhal’s favourite snack?
Krilled cheese!
What did the narwhal say to the blue whale?
“Cheer up!”
What is a narwhal’s favourite card game?
Go Fish!
Why didn’t the unicorn invite the unicorn to its party?
He wanted to keep it real!
Where should you hang a picture of a whale?
On the nar-wall!
What’s a narwhal’s least favourite soap?
Ivory!
What’s the difference between a narwhal and a carrot?
One’s a funny beast, the other’s a bunny feast!
What do narwhals order at the chippy?
Fish and ships!
What’s a narwhal’s favourite Fleetwood Mac album?
Tusk!
Narwhal 1: “Wanna fence?”
Narwhal 2: “What for? We live in the ocean!”
How do narwhals stay in touch with their friends?
Shell phones!
Why are narwhals so good at making friends?
They’re great at breaking the ice!
Why was the narwhal kicked off the netball team?
He was always spiking the ball!
