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20 Totally Nutritious Muesli Jokes!

Don't worry, these jokes aren't hard to chew on at all - you're in for a delightfully nutty time!

Get ready for some muesli-themed laugh with these jokes and puns - and luckily they're not a mixed bag, because they're all hilarious! And stick around for more delicious jokes - why not try something sweet? We've got gags about doughnuts, cookies and croissants!

Where does muesli keep its money?

In a currant account!

What is a pirate’s favourite cereal and chocolate bar?

Muesli and a Bounty!

What do you call a fancy bowl of muesli?

Oat cuisine!

What should you do if you can’t find a brand of muesli you like?

Try a-grain!

What do you call someone who steals other people’s muesli pictures and posts them on their own account?

A cereal reposter!

Why can’t you play poker with muesli?

It drives people nuts when you’re raisin the stakes!

I know a girl who always picks the raisins out of her muesli…

I guess she won’t be interested in a date!

Why do electricians love muesli so much?

It’s full of currants!

What do you call a headache caused by lack of muesli?

 A mi-grain!

A bowl of muesli walks into a bar…

The bartender says, “Sorry pal, we don’t serve breakfast here!”

Why is muesli such an informative breakfast?

It’s raisin awareness!

What’s it raising awareness of?

Currant events!

Did you hear the rumour about the break-in at the muesli factory?

Take it with a grain assault!

If you accidentally drop a bowl of muesli, what does that make you?

A cereal killer!

I just went to the supermarket and swapped a box of raisins for a box of muesli…

I can’t believe the currant exchange rate!

My family is a bit like a bowl of muesli…

Full of nuts!

How should you greet muesli in German?

“Gluten tag!”

What comes first, muesli or the milk?

Neither – the bowl comes first!

Where do oats go after work?

The muesli bar!

My dad drowned in a bowl of muesli…

He was pulled under by a strong currant!