20 Moth Jokes To Get In A Flap About
Take a look at these hilarious moth jokes that are guaranteed to brighten your day! Just watch out for that lamp!
What's your favourite moth? The gigantic Atlas Moth? The Gypsy Moth? Or what about the Caterpillar, Tiger or Hummingbird Moth? There are thousands of species of these nocturnal insects, and they can get a bit of a bad rep. Did you know hardly any moths actually eat clothes? Moths are important animals that help support the natural world. Find out more with these amazing moth facts!
But moths aren't just important and misunderstood - they're also funny! And to prove it we've come up with 20 of the funniest moth gags ever! Have a look and see for yourself - we have butterflies in our stomachs just thinking about it!
And we plenty of other great animals jokes too - check out these narwhal jokes, these duckling jokes, even these weiner dog jokes!
OK, back to moths! Here's Moth Jokes!
Why do moths fly?
It beats walking!
What does a moth do all day?
Mothing!
What does a moth eat when it wants Asian food?
Plaid tie!
Why did the moth wear a suit and scare other moths?
He was a member of the Mothia!
Why did the moth stick to the bride's face?
Because she was glowing!
A goat can have babies with a moth
Scientists have never tried though, in case they create more goth kids!
What do you call the biggest type of moth?
A mammoth!
So a moth walks into a bar…
Which is odd because moths can fly!
What is a moth’s favourite type of glasses?
Lampshades!
Being both a moth and a sea captain is hard. You're in charge of the ship, but up ahead you see a lighthouse
You know you shouldn't... but…
Waiter, there’s a moth in my cider! I’m so sorry sir!
Let me get you a darker one!
Man: Doctor, I think I am a moth. Dr: "Strange, but you need a psychiatrist, not a surgeon"
"Why did you come to me?" Man: "Your light was on"
What's a moth pit?
It's where you find all the heavy metal rockers with lisps!
How can you tell when a moth farts?
They suddenly fly in a straight line!
Why do moths like the light?
Because if they liked the dark they’d be goths!
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a moth!
Get out of my light!
What do you get if you swallow a moth?
Butterflies in your tummy!
Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
It was a moth ball!
What do you call a moth in it's fanciest outfit?
A butterfly!
Which moth can eat a deer in one gulp?
A tiger moth!
