Medieval Jokes To Tell To Knight!
These medieval jokes are fit for a king! Check out these 20 funny medieval puns and find your favourite one to share with your court jester!
These medieval jokes are old but good! So gather round, peasants, for some jolly japes and middle age mirth! Find your favourite, and put the rest in the stocks! And if you liked these, how about some classic history jokes? Or perhaps you're ready for these Roman jokes? We've also collected some silly Shakespeare jokes! And if you need even MORE giggles, we've got thousands more puns on our main jokes hub!
What sort of fish lived in medieval times?
Swordfish!
How did medieval monasteries make money?
Monk-y business!
Why was the blacksmith so resentful?
He always had an axe to grind!
What happened when the king sent a fool to entertain the queen?
She didn't enjoy it, but it was a nice jester!
Which knight was always jumping out to scare people?
Sir Prize!
Why was the prince embarrassed when he put on a jester's hat?
He'd made a fool of himself!
What's the best film about medieval pubs?
'How to Drain Your Flagon'!
What does a knight octopus wear?
A coat of arms!
Why are bouncy castles so much more expensive than normal ones?
The cost of inflation!
What does the king say to his soldiers at bedtime?
Night knight!
What do you call a cowardly knight?
Sir Render!
Who is the roundest knight in the land?
Sir Cumference!
What do you call a cow that's been knighted?
Sir Loin!
Which castle is the least protective?
A bouncy castle!
What sort of cheese protects castles from invasion?
Moat-zarella!
I googled 'Missing medieval servant boy'
And it said: 'Page not found'!
A knight walks in to a bar holding his weapon and the barman says;
'Why the long mace?'
Why was it so dark in medieval times?
Because there were so many knights!
What do medieval postmen wear?
Chainmail!
Where did people hang out in medieval times?
At the knight club!
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