20 Grandparent Jokes That Will Never Get Old!
Grab your glasses and settle into your comfiest chair - you'll want to share these hilarious jokes with your grandparents!
Everyone loves their grandparents - and you might just love these grandparent jokes just as much! These laughs are suitable for the whole family, for the young and the young-at-heart!
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How does a kid in the 2020s tell you their grandparent called?
"Boomerang!"
Grandpa walks in with a young guy wearing skinny jeans. Grandma asks: “Who’s this?”
Grandpa: “He’s my hip replacement!”
I saw a sign on the train that said “Please give this seat to an elderly person…”
So I unscrewed it and took it to my grandparents’ house!
My grandpa often reminisces about “fighting them on the beaches…”
He was a lovely man, but a terrible lifeguard!
What’s the difference between an all-you-can-eat buffet and dinner at your grandparents’ house?
At the buffet YOU get to decide when you’re full!
Why did grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
He wanted to rock and roll!
How long does it take your grandma to bake a cake?
Nana-seconds!
What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?
Insta-gram!
My grandma used to say the way to a man’s heart was through his stomach…
That’s why she lost her job as a cardiac surgeon!
My grandparents aren’t enjoying their new stairlift…
In fact, it’s driving them up the wall!
What is grandma’s usual bedtime?
Three hours after falling asleep on the sofa!
Why should you shout out your grandparents?
It’s the only way they’ll hear you!
What do you call dad jokes that are really dated?
Grandad jokes!
Boy: “After fifty years together you still call grandma darling, sweetheart and honey. What’s your secret?”
Grandpa: “I forgot her name years ago and I’m too scared to ask!”
What’s the difference between your grandma and a website?
You can’t refuse the cookies!
My grandpa never liked to throw anything away…
He died in the war, holding a hand grenade!
Did you hear about the grandparents who tried to tell everyone the Titanic was going to sink?
They got kicked out of the cinema!
Which one of your relatives chimes every hour?
A grandfather clock!
How did grandma get grandpa to stop biting his nails?
She hid his false teeth!
We used to call my grandpa Spiderman…
No special powers, he just had trouble getting out of the bath!
