Garden Jokes
These gardening jokes are perfect for anyone green-fingered looking for a giggle! Check them out and find your favourite!
We've dug up 20 of the funniest gardening jokes for everyone who loves gardening giggles! Which one is your favourite? Grab and trowel and dig in! And if you liked this, we've got lots more nature jokes for you! Check out these blooming funny flower jokes! How about these cracking countryside jokes? Or maybe you'd prefer some unbe-leaf-able leaf jokes! And there's thousands more funny puns and jokes on our main jokes hub!
Why did the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing!
Why is Shrek so good at gardening?
He's got green fingers!
What happened when the gardener retired?
He went to seed!
Gnomes like hanging out in gardens
That's a little gnome fact!
Why did the gardener plant a light bulb?
He wanted to grow a power plant!
What's a gardener's favourite novel?
War and Peas!
Why did the gardener try to plug his laptop into his garden?
To get some flower power!
What does a gardener do at a disco?
Turnip the beet!
I planted the wrong flowers in my garden...
Oopsie daisies!
I suspect someone has been adding soil to my garden...
The plot thickens!
How do trees get online?
They log in!
What's the fastest vegetable?
The runner bean!
What grows under your nose?
Tu-LIPS!
What does Sherlock Holmes plant in his garden?
A lemon tree, my dear Watson!
Do you want to hear my gardening joke?
Good, it's about thyme!
I wish I was more into gardening
But I don't carrot all!
What does the vicar say to his garden?
'Lettuce pray!'
Have you heard about my brand new garden shears?
They're cutting hedge technology!
What's the worst time to hire a landscape gardener?
When your garden is portrait!
Growing a herb garden can be tough
It's hard to find the thyme!
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